How to make friends || Sarcastic Answer!
Q. How do I make friends?
A. You will never have friends. You are lifeless and you smell like the last time you took a bath was before World War 1. Every time you talk to someone, that person wants you to buy some colgate EXTRA WHITING to make your breath a bit more fresh. Even teachers at your school stand as far as they can from you. Your parents tell you they love you, there lying. And so is your grand mother.
Conclusion: You will never have any friends, just give up and/or kill your self. Your mother doesn’t love you. Colgate extra whiting is better then the normal Colgate.
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